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Ik kreeg deze e-card over de mail

Errug leuk

Zorg er wel voor dat je het geluid hebt aanstaan

http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/vi ... 2&rr=y&sou

Lol, die is erg leuk.
Dank je voor de link.

Geen probleem!
Ik heb hele ladingen mails met grapjes, interesse?
dan plaats ik er hier nogeen paar.

Als voorproefje:

Humor of the Famous

Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should've remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and was very flattered. But I wasn't pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. I've since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -
Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -
Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir. Mighty scarce. - Mark
Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper

I've never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all 4 essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes
you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. â?" Ed Furgol

Money can't buy you happiness - but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Until I was 13, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC. Fields

We could slow the ageing process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it'll avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at 50, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out - Phyllis Diller

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. Unknown

By the time a man's wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Hahaha hij is erg leuk!!

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